Ended up on tumblr.
I’m so done with this job search.
If you’ve ever had a condom break, it’s probably because it was stored incorrectly, expired, or put on wrong.
P.S. STORES CAN SELL YOU EXPIRED CONDOMS! Check the expiration date!
good places to store condoms:
-separate coin purse
-side compartment of a bag
-old altoids tin
-hollowed out book
-an old shoe
-a sock in your sock drawer
-on your penis
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
Don’t harm yourself tonight
Don’t commit suicide tonight
You are beautiful from the inside and out. You have the strength to get through tonight. I know you can do this. Remember that I love you and I care.
It was one of my flats. Brown with glitter.
If this cat ruined one of my favorite pair of shoes I’m going to be really sad.
Mostly because I need to stop this pity party I’m currently hosting.
Today I’m making dinner. Macaroni and cheese was requested. I’m baking a cake because I can.
I want to completely clean the kitchen, including the fridge and the floors and organizing the counters. Maybe even the oven but I have no idea how to clean an oven. The state of our kitchen is ridiculous.
I want to organize my room again. HOW DOES MY ROOM GET MESSY SO FAST.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.